06 September, 2012

EyeOnMalaysia # 1 - Parking ikut suka


Selalu terserempak dengan pemandu yang meletakkan kenderaan mereka secara melintang di atas kotak parking. Yang jenis macam nie, nak kategorikan apa nie? Mungkin mereka kononnya nak cepat, jadi mereka menghalalkan apa saja cara meletakkan kenderaan. Tak nak kata lelaki ke perempuan. dua dua spesis sama jer.. hua hua hua

Wahai pemandu seperti ini, mungkin di planet anda, kenderaan di parking di atas garisan, tapi di bumi, kami meletakkan kenderaan di dalam kotak di antara garisan. Sila kembali ke planet anda atau dapatkan lesen memandu bumi dengan segera.

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63 comments:

  1. UnknownSeptember 6, 2012 at 10:25 PM

    annoying... kan? tp tu laa.. nk wat cane... berlambak bleh jmp alien2 cemnih~

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  2. haryzkhairuddinSeptember 6, 2012 at 10:34 PM

    time dia amik lesen dulu, cikgu dia lupa nak ajar.. pastu time ujian, dia kasik 'hadiah' kat JPJ. so dapat la lesen gak. walaupon lesen terbang.

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    1. haryzkhairuddinSeptember 6, 2012 at 10:36 PM

      aku kalau jumpa driver camni memang nak je kasi calar satu keta tu. n xtau la korang kan...tapi aku biasa jumpa driver ca-ya-nun-alip yang byk buat perangai camni.

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    2. AujinzSeptember 6, 2012 at 11:53 PM

      hahahha.. tak baik weh..

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  3. nurdaniSeptember 6, 2012 at 10:36 PM

    kejadian yang sama berlaku dekat aku hari tu. dia punya parking tu memang mengundang memancit empat tayar betul. haih haih

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    1. AujinzSeptember 6, 2012 at 11:54 PM

      diorang suka parking ikut dan depa jaa.. koh koh koh

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    2. nurdaniSeptember 7, 2012 at 12:34 PM

      kemungkinan dia salah sorang asperger syndrome. tak boleh tengok benda warna kuning. eh yeke? heh heh

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    3. AujinzSeptember 9, 2012 at 8:07 AM

      owh.. ade eh penyakit tue.. hahahahha

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  4. nazrul aliSeptember 6, 2012 at 10:44 PM

    kereta ni sengaja parking secara melintang, jadi dia dapat perhatian dari encek lanun untuk lukis keretanya..kot..

    hehehe

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  5. Amna SharkSeptember 6, 2012 at 10:59 PM

    wow~ style nyer cara parking dia... Sah bukan dari planet kita.

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    1. AujinzSeptember 6, 2012 at 11:58 PM

      bukan bukan.. bukan dari planet bumi.. koh koh koh

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  6. BbariahSeptember 6, 2012 at 11:07 PM

    Eishhh, menyusahkan org je

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  7. The SharkoxSeptember 6, 2012 at 11:14 PM

    kalu aku ni takdak cara lain dah, terus terbalikkan saja takpun curi sportrim dia tak pun gigit side mirror dia sampai nampak bekas gigitan

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    1. AujinzSeptember 7, 2012 at 12:03 AM

      gigit?.. spesis alien jugak rupenye Sharkox nie.. koh koh koh

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  8. ◕ D Y S H A S A H H I R ◕September 6, 2012 at 11:16 PM

    menyusahkan org jak.. amik syiling lalu kat tepi kete tu.. hamik ko..huahuahua

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    1. AujinzSeptember 7, 2012 at 12:03 AM

      amboihhh.. koh koh koh... sungguh kejam.. wakakakka

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  9. cciSeptember 6, 2012 at 11:34 PM

    eeii...mmg pantang kalo ade org park kete camtu..sbb da banyak kali jumpa..

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    1. AujinzSeptember 7, 2012 at 12:03 AM

      kannn.. nampak sangat dah banyak alien kat Malaysia nie.. koh koh koh

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  10. Siti Nuur HidayuSeptember 7, 2012 at 12:27 AM

    sama r cam pengalaman aku: http://iyou90.blogspot.com/2012/08/2-parking-lot-sebuah-kereta-kancil.html

    kat mana2 sama jer.. haish! tak guna blajo parking kat driving skul dulu..

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    1. AujinzSeptember 7, 2012 at 12:19 PM

      tue laaa... mungkin ... erm.. mungkin dia sakit perut... koh koh koh

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  11. ShilaSeptember 7, 2012 at 4:13 AM

    eh..nanti aku pndai bwk kete,

    nk parking gitu ah..

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    1. AujinzSeptember 7, 2012 at 12:20 PM

      amboi.. belum pandai lagi dah berniat begitu.. koh koh koh

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  12. blog-tips-kurusSeptember 7, 2012 at 5:59 AM

    orang itu tiada kesedaran sivik. kasihan....!!

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  13. NoliSeptember 7, 2012 at 8:56 AM

    planet lain pakai lesen terbang je kot..tu bila bawak kete bumi jadik gitu..

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    1. AujinzSeptember 7, 2012 at 12:26 PM

      agaknye laaa kan kan kan.. hahahhaha,, payah betei.. XD

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  14. cik marikhSeptember 7, 2012 at 9:02 AM

    nasib la kat planet marikh cara nk parking sama je mcm kat bumi...
    tihtihhhtih..=p

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    1. AujinzSeptember 7, 2012 at 12:28 PM

      sama ker?.. patutlah.. eh.. bukan patutnya awak dari Venus ker?.. koh koh koh

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    2. cik marikhSeptember 11, 2012 at 11:17 AM

      errr...alamak!
      kecelaruan identiti..kofkoffkof

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  15. DekNieSeptember 7, 2012 at 9:27 AM

    memang cari penyakit btol la parking kete camni.. penyakit nak abiskan duit baiki kete..hahahaha

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  16. KniedazSeptember 7, 2012 at 10:01 AM

    Dia sakit perot tu...positif positif kehkeh

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    1. AujinzSeptember 7, 2012 at 12:30 PM

      iyer laa kak.. sakit perot pon, bukannya tak boleh parking terus masuk dalam petak.. wakakaka

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  17. MS. NO NAMESeptember 7, 2012 at 10:29 AM

    berdoa semoga tuan punyer kereta mendapat kesedaran..maafkanlah dier...:)

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    1. AujinzSeptember 7, 2012 at 12:30 PM

      saya tak kisah.... kalau orang lain tak tau laa... hua hua hua

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  18. AnnSeptember 7, 2012 at 12:06 PM

    len kli tggalkn note kt keta tu...biar driver tu beringat ckit len kli

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    1. AujinzSeptember 7, 2012 at 12:31 PM

      ha'ah.. tue laa.. lenkali buat macam tue laa...koh koh koh

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  19. stickynoteSeptember 7, 2012 at 7:47 PM

    selalu yg buat camni kat my opis lori..habis makan space keta lain nk paking haih..

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    1. AujinzSeptember 9, 2012 at 8:08 AM

      oowh.. kalau lori macam mana nak kasi calar... koh koh koh

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  20. ezy.fiaSeptember 7, 2012 at 8:06 PM

    kasi calar kete die!!!
    harhar

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    1. AujinzSeptember 11, 2012 at 12:31 PM

      uishh.. jangannn... jangan tak calar.. koh koh koh

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  21. cEroSeptember 7, 2012 at 10:29 PM

    Kalau parking macam ni kat kawasan perumahan aku, aku amik pasu bunga hiasan tepi jalan tu pastu letak dekat keliling kereta dia..
    Nanti dia datang, padan muka dia kena alih pasu tu sorg2..

    ..atau kasi calar panjang sket....

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    1. AujinzSeptember 11, 2012 at 12:31 PM

      hhahahaha... elok gak tue bro... baru dia sedor sikit kan.. kah kah kah

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  22. KeriSeptember 8, 2012 at 8:52 AM

    oi, keta aku tu woii.. haha
    cer try parking melintang jugak kat sebelah keta dia tu. bagi tak bleh keluar haha.

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    1. AujinzSeptember 11, 2012 at 12:32 PM

      keta hang ka keri?.. kalau aku tau aku cabut tayar dia... koh koh koh

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  23. miss alieyaSeptember 8, 2012 at 2:34 PM

    Agak laa.. kadang2 tu yg parking straight ada tapi duk tengah2 line sampai amik dua petak skali.. padahal keta kecik jer pun. cam ....... jer. haih~ maybe dorg fail byk kali kat parking tyme test kot.. huhuu~

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    1. AujinzSeptember 11, 2012 at 12:33 PM

      memang fail laa tue.. tengok pon tau.. koh koh koh

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  24. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2012 at 2:45 PM

    haha.sebenarnye dye tak tau nak parking cara menegak tu. tu pasal la melintang. lesen celop tu.haha

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    1. AujinzSeptember 11, 2012 at 12:33 PM

      kannn.. lesen beli ke lesen terbang entah.. wakakaka

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  25. mrs eyzaSeptember 9, 2012 at 11:16 AM

    dia jaga parking utk member kot hihi..

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    1. AujinzSeptember 11, 2012 at 12:35 PM

      ishh... tak boleh laa.. siapa cepat dia dapat... hue hue hue

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  26. misshaSeptember 9, 2012 at 3:00 PM

    letak paku sikit kat area2 situ.haha

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  27. Abu HuzaifahSeptember 10, 2012 at 8:52 AM

    haha.... tamak haloba... dua parking die knker...

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    1. AujinzSeptember 11, 2012 at 12:36 PM

      dia punya motto, orang tamak selalu untung.. XD

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  28. aswadzSeptember 10, 2012 at 9:17 AM

    kerap gak jumpa spesies alien yg mcm ni. x pun spesies alien yg park kereta sampai guna 2 tmpt parking. hangin aku. rs cam nak pggl MIB je sruh siasat alien mana yg park kereta gitu.

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  29. CikLily12September 10, 2012 at 9:26 AM

    kalau tahap mcm ni , kena cadangkan kat pihak pengurusan shopping complex ke..amik gambo , pastu project besor2 kat skrin. haw haw haw :P

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  30. brat2104February 5, 2013 at 10:31 PM

    patut parking je sebelah dia (block bagi xleh kuar langsung! muahahahha

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